In all fairness, he was going after a Miguel Cabrera foul ball, so …

This happened after Andre Ethier was ejected from today’s game.

Nobody is sure exactly why he was so mad, though.

Update: Replaced GIF above with better version and added longer GIF below.

Need to watch more Cubs games.

This is how the Astros lost the game tonight.

That happened.

Carl Crawford got it…

…nope.

Tried the corner and missed.

At least he remembered to put his foot on the bag.

I’m proud to introduce the greatest moment in KBO history, and perhaps baseball history, in general.

So … that happened, but when you break it down into parts, it gets better.

The bat flip is one thing, but the subsequent stare into the dugout and point really puts himself out there in terms of being sure it’s gone … oops.

After the catch though, reality starts to set in.

For the opposing team too.

Love the guy in the bottom right who can’t even watch it.

Then, shame, personified.

Well … it worked.

Edwin Encarnacion goes upper deck.

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Giancarlo Stanton hit ball far

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I never saw this Mark Trumbo homer land, so I’ll assume it’s still going.

Russell Martin (really?) absolutely bombed this one.

I don’t remember hearing of raw power like this from either Pedro Alvarez or Anthony Rizzo when they were prospects.

Robinson Cano probably has the best home run pimp in baseball, non-Yoenis Cespedes territory.

A throwback to the “Natinals” days.

Yu Darvish has decent stuff.

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Josh Donaldson nearly blew out his ACL bailing on this Rick Porcello curve

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Clayton Kershaw‘s curve is a regular here for a reason.

Ditto to Adam Wainwright‘s curve.

Bartolo Colon is still pitching and he can still do it well.

I would accuse Clay Buchholz of cheating too.

Hyun Jin Ryu‘s slider is becoming his second plus pitch.

Matt Harvey throws absolute gas.

Matt Kemp provided one of the few highlights for the Dodgers against the Giants.

Elvis Andrus and Alexei Ramirez decide to forgo usage of their gloves.

Basically everybody remembers the Ben Revere catch, but Domonic Brown had a hell of one too.

Jeremy Hefner trying to prove that pitchers are athletes.

Andrelton Simmons being Andrelton Simmons.

Laynce Nix robs a homer. Yes, really.

An infielder going airborne is almost always a lulz opportunity.

Marcell Ozuna has no idea where this ball went … well it went in the stands.

It led Will Venable to do this:

Hank Conger, showing us his grace.

Went well for the Dodgers.

The umpire has zero idea what the hell he’s doing.

So … that happened.

If I were a Pirates blogger, I would use this GIF every time Clint Hurdle does something dumb.

Initially frightening, then Garrett Jones pops out and becomes instantly cheesy.

Just when I thought Andrew McCutchen couldn’t do any wrong.

Gaby Sanchez … did that.

Clint Barmes invokes a bit of Alonzo Mourning‘s famous no-well-okay shrug GIF in the beginning.

Then, for the grand finale, Wandy Rodriguez…

If it’s not enough to fall on your ass in front of a stadium full of people while retrieving a bat from Ryan Braun, there’s always Aramis Ramirez to point it out to everybody.

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Trey Hillman and Don Mattingly want to phone the Dodgers bullpen, get dog instead

Umpire Ron Kulpa and the pump fake strike three call, Carlos Villanueva confused

Here’s Justin Sellers showing the Dodgers dugout how he rolls a joint

Jose Bautista wants Brett Lawrie to take it down several notches cause he’s scared for his life

Raul Ibanez is magic

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Carlos Gomez somehow manages to dodge Braun’s bath attempt, much to the dismay of the reporter.

Anthony Rendon is smooth.

Tired? Just take a nap on the field like Jean Segura.

Henry Rodriguez has found a way to get around that whole catcher-throws-the-ball-back garbage.

Victor Martinez will not give you the satisfaction of throwing him out.

At least he made his first homer of the year count.

I would like to believe this is a more plausible explanation than the dugout/bullpen phones failing for the second time this year in a brand new park.

Between Munenori Kawasaki and Brett Lawrie, it’s been a rough week for Jose Bautista.

Either Denard Span is trying to vault off Allen Craig like he’s a pommel horse, or this is some kind of deliberate attack using a yet unknown martial art.

Justin Sellers rolled an air joint in the Dodgers dugout yesterday with Luis Cruz, and it confused Hanley Ramirez … and everybody else.

Though it seems Cruz may have initiated the whole thing:

Of course it’s Cruz’s fault.

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Video Via Deadspin