Tag Archives: St. Louis Cardinals

GIFS Of The Week: Because Salvador Perez’s first action at first base should be his last


Salvador Perez made his MLB debut at first base … and it’s done. Grand opening, grand closing. —– Yasiel Puig does the worm, then a jig … frightens basically everybody Adam Wainwright invalidated his entire career with this dance Adam Eaton strikes out looking bad, high fives catcher for out Evan Longoria tries new technique of hitting with helmet over ... Read More »

GIFS Of The Week: Dickerson hits ball off bounce, Votto is ridiculous, Gattis strong


Corey Dickerson managed to double off a ball that hit the ground. —– Fat dancing Royals fan … dances, provides nightmare fuel Pirates fan mauls kid in order to catch a double Hyun Jin Ryu kicks Scott Van Slyke in the ass Astros mascot challenges Howie Kendrick, gets owned Andrelton Simmons somehow made this barehand play Juan Uribe ponders who ... Read More »

Lulz Of The Week: Puig says hi, Qualls takes a tumble, background robot, Deduno mean mugs


Yasiel Puig says hi. —– NMATV gives us Braun neck injections, A-Rod taking a phallus, Cruz awkward face, Colon winning steroids Hanley Ramirez clowns on Juan Uribe as King Kong + Carl Crawford ‘SOON’ Matt Holliday gives up a homer and triple in field, falls short of cycle + Pirates bro does bro stuff This is Jose Reyes getting hit ... Read More »

Pitches Of The Week: Kershaw’s curve, Fernandez’s power curve, Felix’s split, Jansen’s cutter


Clayton Kershaw rocks Tim Lincecum to sleep. He can only smile. —– Anthony Rizzo strikes out on a Chris Withrow pitch that hits him in the thigh —– Really, Jose Fernandez? Geez. Felix Hernandez‘s split has a place every time. Kenley Jansen basically throws one pitch. It’s a decent one. Max Scherzer‘s change. Adam Wainwright‘s curve is a regular. Jenrry ... Read More »

Lulz Of The Week: Pettitte has … difficulty, Kershaw back to Little League, Puig meets wall


Andy Pettitte happens. —– Colby Rasmus responds to Jose Bautista’s homer by punching himself in the dick Here’s how the White Sox blew tonight’s save against the Mets Dodgers have released the best/worst Yasiel Puig All-Star plug ever Giancarlo Stanton ties the game on a monster shot, Jose Fernandez absolutely loses it in the dugout This GIF of Joe Kelly ... Read More »