The Dodgers want Yasiel Puig to be an All-Star. Yasiel Puig wants Yasiel Puig to be an All-Star.
They are both desperate. This is the only reason I can think of that this plug happened. Regardless, I’ve never been more grateful for whatever string of awesome/terrible decision making led to this.
1) Puig can talk to animals.
2) Puig can do … things blindfolded.
3) Puig can tightrope walk.
4) Puig can jump from space.
Oh, and for those of you who are horrible people like me, here’s a GIF of the blindfold part of the promo that … well … could easily be something else. :o